A TO Z

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple

COMPUTER VS BOLLYWOOD

COMPUTER v/s BOLLYWOOD
PENTIUM IV AND PENTIUM I ----> BADE MIYAN CHHOTE MIYAN

COMPUTER INFECTED BY VIRUS ----> PYAR TO HONA HI THA

HARDDISC & FLOPPYDISC ----> GHARWALI BAHARWALI

Esc ----> NAU DO GYARAH

Ctrl+Alt+Del ----> AAKHARI RASTA

UNDO ----> AA AB LAUT CHHALE

COMPUTER WITHOUT RAM ----> KORA KAGAZ

COMPUTER WHOSE OS IS DOS ----> BUDDHA MIL GAYA

VIRUS ----> JALLA KAR RAAKH KAR DUNGA

HARDDISC PARTITION ----> BATWARA

HARDWARE & SOFTWARE ----> EK DUJE KE LIYE

TEMPORARY FILE ----> KHOTE SIKKEY

SOFTWARE PIRACY ----> AANDHA KANOON

STORAGE ----> TEHKHANA

HACKERS ----> CHAMBAL KE DAKU